Why thinner is better.

So keeping the tradition of writing something useless and making everyone cry aloud in frustration (and an acute urge to hit the author) here I am presenting you something humorous.

The topic for today is why thinner is better.

Well first of all I will give some advantages of being fat so that the democratic masses of India who oppose me get some points to ponder over.
1. you are well equipped with fat and blubber so in times of emergency when there is not enough food to survive on then, you can use your spare resources namely the tire bulges around your avoirdupois waist to necessitate your survival.
2. upon falling from top of a height you will not hurt any of your vital organs as the protective carapace surrounding your body will be enough to even deter an intrepid bull running at you thinking you were the reason its cow was disloyal to it.
3. the irksome task of ironing your clothes will not discommode you as you will be able to finish this activity with the simple act of sitting on top of it (for the chafing wrinkles you need to keep producing those warm gases from the posterior cavity with unflagging resolve)
4. your ever expanding tummy can serve as a table for that saucer when you are drinking tea.
5. your clothes can double serve as clothes and bed sheets when you are not wearing them.
6. you can treat yourself whenever someone comments that you are looking thinner than before(dont fall into those trap they are just joking)

The other day I was watching an Indian family traveling on a scooter. The family consisted of four occupants and except for the scooter all the rest of them were enjoying their ride. But I really felt for the makers of LML as they must have thought quite a bit before venturing onto an almost inconceivable task of constructing a vehicle that can endure the weight of this Indian family.
So why do people don’t get health conscious even if they know that being thinner will be so much more fun. Maybe the ads featuring this health consciousness efforts are not that efficacious or the victims of obesity are not subservient. Or maybe they find that being fat is being different from others although this assumption will prove wrong as most of the people I see are ratcheting in the direction of this corpulent way.

But the better part of my cerebral says that it’s the people who don’t want to change. Change has been despised since ages and it takes a lot of courage (ask the beleaguered mother who has to change the nappies of the refractory wailing kid in the middle of the night) but my friend remember that when you are too comfortable and you are not changing then you are not progressing.

Not deviating from the topic, being healthy has its own advantages like you don’t get to indulge in street fights as you are allowed to stay away from violence considering your fragile figure, and god forbid if you ever encounter a tiger in a jungle when you are with your fat friend then I am sure that the tiger will want to have a hearty meal and not skins and bone package (unless of course the tiger is itself fat and is sensible enough to think of reducing its by dieting which is highly improbable). Or plainly you can save a lot on your two wheeler gas consumption as it is directly proportional to the load being beared.

So guys and gals get that sport shoes on and get going. who knows maybe you might after all get a chance in that movie as a hero.